verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

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prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

(via thelittle-hobbit)

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kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via flyingonmylongboard)

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studip:

old people are cute but probably racist

(via flyingonmylongboard)

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